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   A wolf in sheeps clothing needs professional help.
 

   The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? A common enemy...
 ~cute funny quote

   When the rich wage war, its the poor who die.
 

   Could crop circles be the work of a cereal killer?
 

   Pave the planet! One world. One people. One slab of asphalt.
 ~sweet saying by Wonderman

   Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
 

   I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.~Kevin Spacey, American Beauty
   How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?
 

   Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.
 ~cute funny quote

   BARBIE AIN'T HERE!.
 

   I wasn't born a bitch
 

   The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   Shape up or ship out!
 

   Boycott shampoo, demand real poo instead.
   If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
 

   If all men are idiots, not only did I marry their King, I gave birth to their Crown Prince!
 ~cute funny quote

   We'd like to say thank you on behalf of the group and ourselves, and we hope we passed the audition.~John Lennon (at the taping of the Let it Be album-1969)
 

   Dont bother wasting your time on people who dont like you
 

   Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
 ~sweet saying by Cool Pickup

   New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.~David Letterman
 

   It s an old dog for a hard road.
   If a cigarette smoker wakes up from a 7-year coma, does he want a cigarette?
 

   If you and your friend are being chased by a grizzly bear, don't worry about out-running the bear, just worry about out-running your friend.
 ~cute funny quote

   A chain is no stronger than its weakest link..
 

   Beer: The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon
 

   'I've got a dragon here, and i'm not afraid to use it!'~Donkey in Shrek.
 ~sweet saying by Movie Master

   If you're against logging, try wiping your ass with plastic.
 

   I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.~Zsa Zsa Gabor
   My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely.
 

   Thank You...YOU MAY GO!!
 ~cute funny quote

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   Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
 ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

   God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
 ~cute saying about Cute Quotes

   The sky is always bluer at the top of the windshield.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

   Seen it all done it all can t remember most of it.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

   If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

   They keep saying the right person will come along
 ~cool quote about I think a truck hit mine.

   Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
 ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

   Clones are people two.
 ~sweet quote about One liner

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.
 **wise sayings on Animal Rights by Jacques Deval, Afin de vivre bel et bien

   Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy; they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
 **motivational quotations on Relationship by Barbara De Angelis

   The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.
 **cute cowgirl sayings by Eric Berne

   Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
 **famous saying about cowgirl by Ernestine Ulmer

   You can't say civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
 **inspirational quote on War by Will Rogers, New York Times, 23 December 1929

Never put off til tomorrow what you can do today.
  sweet quotes from myspace about Cool Cute Quotes

   Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time
  cool quote about Work quotes

   Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.~Robert A. Heinlein
  cute quote on from myspace

   Shape up or ship out!
  cool quotes from myspace about Cool Cute Quotes

   Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
  sweet quote by Cool Pickup

   The problem with the French is that they dont have a word for "entrepreneur"~George W. Bush
  cute saying about from myspace
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   The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys
  sweet quotes from myspace about Battle of the sexes

That's a nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

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 ~cute saying about hot xanga

   Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
 ~sweet hot xanga quotes about Pickup Lines

   If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Quotes

   Boys Lie!
 ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

   Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He will clean them.
 ~cute saying about hot xanga

   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
 ~sweet hot xanga quotes about Cool Quotes

   If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
 ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

   When life is bad...keep your head up, that way you don't see all the shit you've stepped in.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

   Can I borrow a quarter? [ What for? ] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
 ~cute saying about hot xanga

 My son can kick your son's honor student butt. cute profile quotes
 ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

   Adam met Eve and turned over a new leaf.
 ~cool quote about One liner

   You ain't seen nothin' yet...
 ~cute saying about for your boyfriend

   Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask where ) Over there! (Ask again: What did I drop? ) He answers back: My jaw!
 ~sweet cute sayings for your boyfriend about Pickup Lines

   Believe in Darwin
 ~sweet quote about cancer cures smoking.

   You can pick your nose and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.
 ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

   YOU! Out of the gene pool.
 ~cute saying about for your boyfriend

   Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
 ~sweet cute sayings for your boyfriend about Pickup Lines

  I am diagonally parked between two parallel universes!
  cool quote about One liner

   If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.
  cute quote on friendship myspace cute profile quotes

   Atheist achieving orgasm: Oh Random! Oh, Chance!
  cool friendship sayings for myspace about Religion

   He's the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald
  sweet quote by Marlon Brando

   A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.~John Ciardi
  cute saying about friendship myspace

   Angry people are seldom reasonable a reasonable people are seldom angry.

 One drop of ink may make a million think.
 ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

   I owe, I owe, so it's off to work I go.
 ~cute saying about girly love

   I'm not a psychiatrist
 ~cool cute girly love quotes about I'm just an expert at being confused.

   When people deserve your love and support the least, that is when they need it the most.
 ~sweet quote about Advice

   In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
 ~cute quote on girly love

   Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
 ~sweet cute girly love quotes by Cool Pickup

   And if you give us any more trouble, I shall visit you in the small hours and put a bat up your night-dress.~Basil Fawlty
 ~cool quote about Funny

   Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
 ~cute saying about girly love

   Don t forget to wash behind your ears.
 ~sweet cute short sayings about Cool Cute Quotes

   For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
 ~sweet quote about One liner

   I am not speeding I am qualifying.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   Man: Girl, you are so rude! Girl: How am I being rude? Man: Because you're looking so fine and not telling me you're name.
 ~cute saying about short

   Don't steal, the government hates competition.
 ~sweet cute short sayings about Cool Quotes

   What you don't do is always more important than what you do do.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

   You are the reason men fall in love.
 ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

   Where is this porn?
 ~cute saying about short

   The beatings will continue until morale improves.
 ~sweet cute short sayings about Cool Sayings

   Where there's a will, I want to be in it!
 ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

   I Used To Have A Handle On Life, But It Broke.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
 ~cute saying about short

   Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t
 ~sweet cute short sayings about Cool Sayings

   Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
 ~sweet quote about Cool Quotes

   Get your coat girl, you've scored!
 ~cool quote about Pick-Up Line

   We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"?
 ~cute saying about short
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   Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
 ~sweet cute short sayings about One liner

  For the rich, there's therapy. For the rest of us, there is fishing.
 ~sweet quote on my profile

   Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
 ~sweet cute quotes for my profile by Hitter

   I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
 ~cool quote about Cute Quotes

   Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
 ~cute saying on my profile

   The average woman prefers beauty over brains because the average man can see better than he can think.
 ~cool cute quotes for my profile about Battle of the sexes

   If you can't break your nose at it, it ain't a sport.~Tim Wilson
 ~cute quote about Sports

   There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess people.
 ~sweet quote on my profile

   How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?
 ~sweet cute quotes for my profile by Mr Q

   A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.~Robert Frost
 ~cool quote about Funny

   It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
 ~cute saying on my profile